A dead Macaque monkey, elephant meat and reptile purses. No, I'm not listing the contents in a witch doctor's kitchen pantry. U.S. Customs officials seized those bizarre items this month at LAX, according to the L.A. Times. 

First a 31-year-old man coming from Nigeria brought on May 6 handbags made of African rock pythons, monitor lizards, dwarf crocodiles, cobra snakes and puff adder snakes. 

Then a few days later about a half-pound of elephant meat from Thailand and a dead Macaque monkey from Indonesia were seized. 

Everything is now with U.S. Fish and Wildlife Services officials, who are probably playing the weirdest dress-up game ever.

When you see a man perched on a two-story apartment building on a BMX bike these days there's only one thing to do: grab your camera. 

A nearby Las Vegas resident did just that when he saw a man on the second floor of an apartment building getting ready to jump a flight of stairs on his bike. 

You'd expect to see the man crash to the ground, wailing in pain. But instead he lands the stunt like a pro and runs off with his friends, who were standing nearby filming it. 

I present to you the only chocolate display in the world that will make you feel like you’re on acid. 

Boy, doesn't this chocolate display from Australia look tasty? When you're done having that seizure we'll have a little sampling.

Tyler Marcum, of New York City, filmed himself dancing to the Dixie Chicks’ version of "Landslide" once when he was 20 and then again ten years later. After recently turning 30, Marcum filmed the same dance routine. 

Thanks to a bit of snazzy post-production, Marcum edited the two videos and put them side-by-side. In ten years Marcum didn't learn any new dance moves. But he did get buffer, tanner, cleaner and a higher quality camera. 

Yes, time makes your older. But, if there's anything to be happy about getting older it's that our bedrooms will get nicer and more organized. Seriously, look at the difference between Marcum's 20-year-old bedroom and his 30-year-old bedroom. 

See, getting older isn't completely bad. 

Making pancakes will never be the same again thanks to GoPro cameras. 

Have you ever wondered what animal would win in a fight between a squirrel and snake?

No, you don't care? OK. Never mind then.

Sometimes it's better to watch these Hollywood awards ceremonies from home instead being in the audience for a live show. 

Take for example last night's Billboard Music Awards when singer Miguel was getting all into his performance and jumped over a crowd of people. The singer missed the other end of the stage and instead kicked a woman only identified as "Khyati" in the head. 

Miguel went backstage to check up on the girl and also tweeted this message: "Got caught up in the moment, thank goodness Khyati is okay." 

But Miguel will not be able to forget the incident for a while because countless versions of the video and memes are being circulated around the Internet. 

Here are the best of the best memes about the Miguel incident. What's your favorite?

The "Mean Girls" version.

The girl version.

The Samuel L. Jackson version.

The Chris Brown version.

The Obama version.

The Most Interesting Man in the World version.

It's Tan Mom, bitch! She's back with a message to use protection from the sun. Haw! Haw! Haw! 

You remember Tan Mom, the "cool one" who was accused last year of putting her then 5-year-old daughter in a tanning booth. New Jersey former tanner Patricia Krentcil was vindicated back in February when a grand jury declined to indict her on a child endangerment charge. Like any other celebrity who has been legally let off the hook, Krentcil headed to the studio and produced a music video. 

Francis Legge directed the video aptly called "It's Tan Mom!" that features Tan Mom in a bikini, groping two significantly younger men. 

It's the train wreck we never knew we wanted to see. When asked for a comment about her new video, Tan Mom mumbled, "Who made a music video?"

I have never in my life wanted more to give a baby monkey a bath.

Much like I refuse to admit that I can't fit into my jeans from my freshman year of college anymore, this chubby little hamster doesn't want to come to terms with the fact that he can't squeeze his fat butt into a small tube.

But that doesn't stop this plucky hamster from trying. You gotta love his determination.