Amsterdam is know for many things: the Red Light District, hookers, weed shops and where Anne Frank hid out with her family. Now Amsterdam can be know for a really cool video montage, documenting 100 people from age 0 to 100. 

YouTuber ImagineVideoclips wrote, "I had particular problems finding a 99-year-old. (Apparently 100-year-olds enjoy notoriety, but a 99-year-old is a rare species...) And when I finally did find one, she refused to state her age. She simply denied being 99 years old! But finally, some 4 months after I recorded my first 'age', I was able to capture the 'missing link' and conclude this project." 

The video captures people in Amsterdam saying their age. In total, ImagineVideoclips says these people have lived 5050 years. I hate math, so let’s just agree that he's right.

Surprise guest speaker Clint Eastwood's meaning and sometimes incoherent speech at the Republican National Convention didn't teach us anything other than planking is so 2011. 

Thanks to Eastwood's bizarre speech a new Internet craze was born: Eastwooding. When Eastwood wasn't mumbling on stage like your Nana Flo in the nursing home, he was talking to an empty chair that represented President Barack Obama. Now everyone is poking fun at the 82-year-old actor, by posting images of empty chairs. Even Obama joined the fun tweeting a pic. 

What's cuter than a bulldog? A bulldog that can scratch records like a DJ. Forget teaching your dog to play dead when you make a gun out of your hand and say "boom." This dog had some skills. 

In other dog news, some guy taught his golden retriever (see below) to do the merengue and no one cares about the dog who can DJ anymore. 

YouTube user pleatedjeans had some fun at his local Target by replacing existing product signs with funnier ones. Boxer briefs, anyone? How about "crotch blockers"?  Diapers? How about "poop pants"? Need a pacifier for your crying baby? How about a "mouth cork" for $3.69? Har. Har. Har. 

OK. You get the idea. This guy has a lot of time on his hands to print up quirky signs. And somewhere in America there's an angry mom who just discovered that her son used up all of her red paper and ink cartages for a stupid YouTube video when he should be out getting a job. Crazy Millennials. They'll never learn. 

Sure, you like to think that your dog is happy to see you when you get home, but does your dog smile when you walk through the door? I didn't think so. Here's a dog in Japan that smiles on command. 

The Burleigh Point OCC Kona Club was out paddling around in their canoes when a cute, little koala swam up to them. A paddler is seen grabbing the koala and putting him in the canoe, which can't be the proper way to interact with a wild animal. 

Later the canoe club put a paddle in the koala's hands, and sat back as the marsupial took them on a tour along the creek. 

It's on y'all. It's a "Celebrity Apprentice" alum Twitter fight. Nothing says masculine like an online man fight. 

Clay Aiken's Tuesday night Tweet regarding the Republican National Convention set off a tweet war with fellow "Celebrity Apprentice" alum John Rich, a country singer. 

Aiken tweeted, "Playing drinking game with my brother now. We drink every time we see a black person on screen at the RNC convention. #soberasamormon." The tweet is funny because there was like one black person in the audience, aka former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. 

Rich responded to Aiken's tweet saying, "@clayaiken:@cowboytroy We drink every time we see a black person at the RNC//CLAY! You should be ashamed for racist comments like THAT! WOW." The country singer continued to analyze Aiken's tweet like it was great literature. Rich said Aiken pretends to be inclusive but his hashtag #soberasamormon was exclusive.

But Aiken got the last tweet in saying, "My charity is. Why isn't your party? ;-)." 

Later Aiken ordered 20 pizzas to the country singer's door and watched from a nearby parked car as Rich confusedly turned away the pizza man. Driving home with his border terrier in his lap, Aiken whispered to himself, "Justice. Sweet, sweet justice."

YouTuber PatStansik released a song paying homage to everyone born in 1988, or late 1987. The song "I'm 24" pays tribute to 24 year olds everywhere who "can't rent a car" but "can drive to the bar."

But YouTubers are calling PatStansik out for not looking like a typically 24-year-old. Like the Birthers, these YouTubers are demanding to see PatStansik's birth certificate (not really, they're just talking shit online).

There's this comment: "24? nigga you at least 30" by UnitedStatesOfSpange. 

Then there's this comment: "I'm 24 and everyone in this video looks at least 5 years older than me," by homenucleonics.

There are many differences between the United States and England. But the similarities between the two countries can be seen on the public transportation system. 

Whether you're in England or the U.S., riding the bus is always a crazy adventure.

A Saturday afternoon with beer, bands and 300,000 pounds of tomatoes to throw at your friends sounds like fun, right? That's what I thought when I bought two tickets for $25 each to the Tomato Battle on Groupon.

I carefully picked out my outfit for the event. The Tomato Battle website said to wear "clothes you don't mind getting very dirty." I choose to wear my hiking clothes and took off with a friend to Irvine Lake. The ticket said the event would begin at 12 noon, but the website said the festivities didn't end until 6 p.m. 

We arrived in the Irvine Lake area right at 4 p.m. when the tomato fight was supposed to begin. But a glitch in the navigation system in my friend's car took us in a roundabout direction (over two toll roads). At 4:45 p.m. we finally found the Tomato Battle venue. People covered in crushed tomatoes were standing around in the parking lot waiting to be hosed off.

"We're here for the Tomato Battle," I said rolling down my window, to the parking attendant.
"It's over," he said. 
"The ticket says it goes until 6 p.m." I insisted. 
"It's over," he repeated. "Follow the cars out of the parking lot."

With that, my epic Tomato Battle journey was over. Out of 300,000 pounds of tomatoes that were provided at the event, we didn't get to fling one tomato. I snapped some pictures of the cold attendees waiting in line for the water hose. We exited the parking lot and headed back to Los Angeles. 

That was the end to my adventure at the 2012 Tomato Battle in Irvine Lake.