Leave it to ballsy New Yorkers to give unsolicited advice to a happy street-performing trumpet player.
This alleged NYU Film School graduate, who is also a stand-in for Gandalf, apparently thinks he's a judge on “America's Got Talent.”
"You are everything that's gone wrong in this world," said the classically trained hobbit. "You're flat! You cannot even carry a fucking note. I don't care about your little, like, horned lip. Doesn't mean you know how to play!"
Let this be a lesson to any horned-lipped youngsters who dream of playing the trumpet: the streets of New York are paved with critics ... and hobbits.
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